INTERESTING DEFINITIONS

Committee:


Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



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Experience:


The name men give to their mistakes.



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Atom Bomb:


An invention to end all inventions.



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Philosopher:


A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.



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Diplomat:


A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



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Opportunist:


A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.



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Optimist:


A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."



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Miser:


A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



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Father:


A banker provided by nature.



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Criminal:


A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.



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Boss:


Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



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Politician:


One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.



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Doctor:


A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.